Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #89
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
Captain Stottlemeyer: Now, what I can't get over is that we haven't had a homicide in this neighborhood for over four years. All of a sudden, we got two. First, your newspaper boy, killed for a newspaper and now, this robbery.
Adrian Monk: This was no robbery.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What? The killer took the money.
Adrian Monk: The killer wants us to think robbery, but why wouldn't he do it in a more secluded spot? He could have killed him anywhere between here and the store.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe the killer just waited for him here by the bank?
Adrian Monk: No. No, the killer had to have followed the victim from the store. Cream soda bottle. You can't find that brand anywhere else.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how do you know the victim wasn't drinking the soda? He worked at the Stop-N-Go.
Adrian Monk: That's true.
Sharona: It's a woman. There's lipstick on the bottle.
Adrian Monk: How did I miss that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: She's stronger and smarter than you are.
‘Mr. Monk and the Paperboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Well, maybe what they're doing makes you think about Trudy, makes you miss Trudy. It's something we've never talked about, Adrian. Your physical relationship with your late wife.
Adrian Monk: I consider that a personal question.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, it is. That's what I do. I- I assume you and Trudy were intimate.
Adrian Monk: We held hands a lot. All the time. Once we woke up holding hands. We'd been holding hands the whole night.
Dr. Kroger: That's sweet. I like that. That's nice. But, Adrian, is there anything else besides the holding hands?
Adrian Monk: Ah, I think we're out of time.
Dr. Kroger: No. Plenty of time.
Adrian Monk: Are those pillows new?
Dr. Kroger: No.
Adrian Monk: They look... new.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I'm your doctor. I think this is important. Now, we've got 20 minutes left. We... We could sit here, we could sing show tunes to each other, or we can talk about your sex life. It's your call.
Adrian Monk: [sings] If ever I would leave you It wouldn't be in summer Seeing you in summer I never would go ... [singing continues] No, no, not in springtime Summer, winter or fall No, never would I leave you At all ... [checks watch, continues singing] If ever I would leave you It wouldn't be in summer
Quote from Kevin Dorfman
Lieutenant Disher: Where do you live, Kevin?
Kevin Dorfman: I live upstairs.
Lieutenant Disher: Did you hear or see anything early this morning, say around 5:30?
Kevin Dorfman: No, sir, I did not. I was, you know, with someone.
Lieutenant Disher: Your girlfriend?
Kevin Dorfman: I guess so. Holy Toledo, I have a girlfriend.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we're gonna need to question her too. How long have you lived upstairs?
Kevin Dorfman: Seven months. Before that, let's see, I lived at 12 Grant Street. Before that, 17 Minton Street with my sister until she moved to Baltimore because she had to take a new job.
Lieutenant Disher: Great. Thank you.
Kevin Dorfman: Before that, I lived at 34 Warren Place for two years. Before that, I lived at 8 Todd Road and 45 Radcliffe Street, consecutively. My first place, though, on 26 Armory Lane, that was a studio. But what I did was... You might want to write this down on a separate page for yourself. I put the bed up on a loft to create some space.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: The cousin can't identify the guy. Did you hear anything?
Adrian Monk: What time was that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: 5:30.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no. I wouldn't have heard a thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sleeping?
Adrian Monk: No. I was vacuuming.