Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #81
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect
Ricky Babbage: Hey, I was ready to settle. You ask my lawyer. My brother Brian was the one who wasn't happy.
Agent Grooms: Oh, that's classy. Blaming your brother who's in a coma.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Ricky. I got a sister. We fight all the time. There's times when I feel like I'd like to kill her. Have you ever felt like that?
Ricky Babbage: I don't know. I've never met your sister. [chuckles]
‘Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. I'm sorry, but, uh, our time is up.
Adrian Monk: Okay, well, I'll see you Thursday.
Dr. Kroger: No! No, uh, don't you remember? I'll be in Costa Rica.
Adrian Monk: Costa Rica?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah. For three weeks. It's my vacation.
Adrian Monk: I've never been to Costa Rica.
Dr. Kroger: Uh, no, Adrian. You're not coming. It's a vacation. But if- If you like, I can refer you to another doctor.
Adrian Monk: Uh-
Dr. Kroger: Or- Or not. Or not.
Adrian Monk: Why didn't you tell me?
Dr. Kroger: I did. I told you every week for the past month. But I guess you just, um, blocked it out.
Adrian Monk: Is that possible?
Dr. Kroger: Apparently.
Adrian Monk: I guess I did. I blocked it out. No problem. We'll talk about it on Thursday.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Are they gone?
Sharona: No! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Playing a game.
Sharona: What game?
Adrian Monk: It's called... It's called, "Are they gone?" Are they gone?
Sharona: No.
Adrian Monk: Then the game's not over.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Who's the guy? [Monk signals to the comatose patient] Him? Monk, he's a vegetable. He's not even a vegetable. He hopes one day to be a vegetable.