Adrian Monk Quote #289
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
Captain Stottlemeyer: G-C-E-1-5-P. "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas."
Adrian Monk: It was a mnemonic device.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I understand. That's good work, Monk.
Adrian Monk: I remembered how the housekeeper said Lawrence Hammond never forgot a birthday. A lot of successful people use little tricks to memorize information.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I said I understand.
Adrian Monk: Obviously, Hammond made up the phrase to help him remember the license plate of the car that ran him down. "G" stands for "girl."
Sharona: Adrian. Adrian. He gets it, okay? We all get it.
Adrian Monk: "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas."
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. Well, I hate to end the session on that note, but the hour is up.
Adrian Monk: No, it's not. It's only been 57 minutes.
Dr. Kroger: How'd you do that? You're wearing a watch?
Adrian Monk: No.
Dr. Kroger: You could see my watch, right?
Adrian Monk: No. It's a gift.
Dr. Kroger: And a curse.
Adrian Monk: And a curse.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Lieutenant Disher: There's more.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And would you like to share it with us, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: The shooter abandoned the car in a parking lot. There was a security camera. We got a picture of him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's it? They can't clean that up?
Lieutenant Disher: It is cleaned up. I mean, he was 50 feet away. Should I release it to the press?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's the point? I've seen better pictures of Bigfoot.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Adrian. Adrian, you were right. This is the room. Look at the drapes and the church outside. They both must have taken this class.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Oh, no! Okay. Sharona, I can't do this.
Sharona: Why? 'Cause he's naked? You've never seen a naked man before?
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona: Well, you've seen yourself naked, right?
Adrian Monk: Just once.