Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Adrian Monk: Or maybe I just feel insulted. Dr. Bell: Insulted? Adrian Monk: What I do is hard. I am out there. I am sweating out every clue. I'm putting killers behind bars. What does she do? What does she do?! [picks up calendar] 91. Number 91! 91. Number 91. I mean, how hard is that? A talking monkey could do her job. It's embarrassing. Dr. Bell: Actually, that's 16. See, you're holding it upside down. Adrian Monk: Oh, it's confusing. There's usually a little line under the nine. Dr. Bell: It goes under the six. The line goes under the six. Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure it's the nine. Dr. Bell: It's no big deal. I've seen it my whole life. Adrian Monk: I've never seen it under the six. Dr. Bell: Why don't we ask Natalie then? She's the expert. Adrian Monk: Okay, okay. Dr. Bell: But I see your point. About the monkey.