Linda Fusco: Have you talked to Monk?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, he's been leaving messages. I'll call him back when I calm down. Maybe next year.
Linda Fusco: Well, it's just that, uh, something happened. Yesterday, when I came home, he was there.
Adrian Monk: Monk?
Linda Fusco: And he was crazy. He was accusing me of the most horrible things.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I told him to leave you alone. I'll take care of it. I'll get a restraining order if I have to.
Linda Fusco: Leland he was touching me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk?
Linda Fusco: And he said that he would set me up and frame me for the murder if I didn't sleep with him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Adrian Monk wanted to sleep with you?
Linda Fusco: Is that so hard to believe?