Adrian Monk: You know, Max. You look like you're out of shape. When you go to a restaurant, you don't use a fork. You use a harpoon. [silence]
Max Hudson: Uh, what?
Adrian Monk: You heard me. When you took your dog to the dog show, you won first prize, not your dog. [crickets sound effect]
Max Hudson: Yeah, that's, uh that's not funny.
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Max Hudson: No. No, it's not.
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is. You know who you remind me of? The hippie who came home and gave his dog fleas.
Little Willie Karelli: "Hippie?" What year is this?
Adrian Monk: Actually, you remind me of several different hippies. Like the hippie who moved into a new apartment and it was six months before he realized there was no hot water. [Max groans] I'm sorry, but you had that coming.
Max Hudson: Yeah, um, Adrian, are you telling jokes, buddy?