Captain Stottlemeyer: Good job, son, give me the ball.
Kris Kedder: Don't! Don't you do it. He's a cop. What's your name?
Jared Stottlemeyer: Jared.
Kris Kedder: Jared.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Jared, this is very important, give me the ball.
Kris Kedder: Hey, man, you do everything the cops tell you? You know I don't. I like your shirt.
Jared Stottlemeyer: Thanks, man.
Kris Kedder: You play?
Jared Stottlemeyer: Yeah. Me and you, we should jam sometime.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Jared, listen to me. If he deflates that ball, we don't have a case.
Kris Kedder: Dude, he's trying to set me up. 'Cause of what I am. What I represent.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's nonsense! Jared, you might not like me, but you know me.
Kris Kedder: You don't trust cops, do you?
Jared Stottlemeyer: I trust this one.