Captain Stottlemeyer: [over bullhorn] Mr. Drake. My name is Leland Stottlemeyer. I'm with the San Francisco police.
Adrian Monk: He is filthy. I need some wipes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've got a copy of a document here. I'd like you to take a look at it. I'm sending it up.
Alby Drake: What is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: There was a bombing at a power plant on Monday night.
Alby Drake: Yeah. I saw the lights go out. It was a beautiful thing, man. The stars were awesome!
Captain Stottlemeyer: We need you to look at that document and tell me if you recognize the handwriting.
Alby Drake: Why should I?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We believe that your friend Winston Brenner is still alive.
Adrian Monk: [takes bullhorn] Mr. Drake, we are also sending up some wipes.
Alby Drake: What for?
Adrian Monk: To clean yourself. They're pre-moistened. They have a million and one uses.
Alby Drake: Go to hell!