Marci Maven: I did the world a favor. She was a terrible actress.
Sharona: Who was?
Marci Maven: Susan Malloy. The bitch... I killed. She only made one movie. What kind of actress only makes one movie? Frat Party Massacre. Did you see it?
Sharona: Uh, no.
Marci Maven: I did. Like, 20 times.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And how did you do it, Marci?
Marci Maven: It was easy. Snuck in the glass window in the back. I hid. She came in. She was, uh, doin' an exercise tape. She didn't even see me. I pulled out the knife, and she started screaming. I started stabbing, and I stabbed her.
Adrian Monk: How many times?
Marci Maven: Three or four.
Lieutenant Disher: Why did you do it, Marci?
Marci Maven: I did it for Brad. Hello? I love him. You know, l... That bitch broke his heart. She won't be hurting him anymore. Right?