Waiter: And for you, senor?
Adrian Monk: Do you have any Sierra Springs?
Waiter: No. Uh, we have Perrier.
Adrian Monk: No, thank you. Do you know anyone in town that sells Sierra Springs?
Waiter: I'm afraid not, senor. We have San Pellegrino.
Adrian Monk: No, thank you.
Waiter: We have Aquafina.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Waiter: We have Polaris.
Adrian Monk: No.
Waiter: Arrowhead.
Adrian Monk: No, thank you.
Waiter: Deer Park.
Adrian Monk: No.
Waiter: We have Evian. it's delicious, senor. It's our best seller.
Adrian Monk: It is? No, thank you. I'm sort of used to Sierra Springs.
Waiter: We have Aqua Fresca. It's owned by the same company that bottles Sierra Springs. They use the same water, senor.
Adrian Monk: No.
Waiter: But it's the same water, senor. It's just a different label.
Sharona: Adrian, it's the same water.
Adrian Monk: No, l... I'll be fine.
Sharona: How long can you go without drinking?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. What's the record?