Natalie: How do you know this will work?
Reverend Hadley Jorgensen: Sister, I guarantee it. You shall be cleansed. [chants]
Natalie: Can't you just fast forward and get to the end?
Reverend Hadley Jorgensen: No.
Adrian Monk: [coughs] What- What is that?
Reverend Hadley Jorgensen: It's an herb. It's called asafetida. Also known as devil's dung.
Adrian Monk: [coughs] Okay, I think we're done here. Thank you very much for coming, though.