Captain Stottlemeyer: Look at this place. It's like Halloween the year round.
Lieutenant Disher: Lucky Bath crystals.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Incense powder. Money powder. It's guaranteed to cure all financial woes.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, you should buy it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Can't afford it. Cupid's arrow. It's a love potion. [sniffs] What?
Lieutenant Disher: It's not working.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.