Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Critic
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh. Natalie: What? What is it? Adrian Monk: We have to go home. Natalie: Why? Adrian Monk: I have a situation. Nature. N-a... Nature alert. Natalie: Mr. Monk, do you have to go to the bathroom? Adrian Monk: Ssh. Natalie: No, I'm not leaving. I've been waiting all year to see this. Adrian Monk: We can be back in 20 minutes. Natalie: Forget it. Just forget it. She's only in two scenes. Why don't you just use the men's room like everybody else? Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. The men's room is a public facility. I don't use public facilities.