Adrian Monk: Are you still In touch with him?
Jack Monk, Jr.: No, not since I got busted. I mean, he didn't even bail me out. He didn't come to court. He really hasn't been the same since mom died.
Adrian Monk: Since who died?
Jack Monk, Jr.: Since mom died. ... Her hair. She dyed her hair. It used to be strawberry blonde.
Adrian Monk: Your mother is dead? Who was that woman on the phone? I want an explanation, Jack, and I want the truth.
Jack Monk, Jr.: Okay which one do you want first?
Adrian Monk: Who is she? Your girlfriend.
Jack Monk, Jr.: No, Theresa? No. No, she's like a friend with benefits. Okay, brother. Half bro. Half bro.
Adrian Monk: [on the phone] Leland. Leland, it's me, Adrian Monk. Listen, can you come over right away? Yes, it's extremely urgent. And, Cap, bring your handcuffs.