Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Julie Teeger: Uh, Mr. Monk, these men want to talk to you. Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. Ike: Hello. Are you Mr. Monk, the detective? Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. The Professor: That's Ike. That's Reggie. And they call me The Professor. We asked around. And they says you was the best. Adrian Monk: I'm sorry. I can't help you. I'm retired. The Professor: As of when? Adrian Monk: As of "Hello, are you Mr. Monk?"