Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Takes a Punch
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you for coming. Natalie: Ah, you redecorating? Captain Stottlemeyer: It's stolen art. There's a rumor some guy in the city has been buying it all up. We're supposed to keep an eye out for it. Have a seat. Natalie: Is that why you're calling us in? Captain Stottlemeyer: I wish.