Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Natalie: Vanilla fudge, my favorite. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I know. I got it from your freezer. Natalie: Randy, I need to ask you a favor. Lieutenant Disher: The answer is yes. Natalie: I need a gun. Lieutenant Disher: The answer is no. Natalie: I know how to use it. When we lived on the base, Mitch took me to the firing range all the time. Lieutenant Disher: So apply for a permit. Natalie: No, I cannot wait two weeks. I need something now. I need something in my hand. I just feel so helpless sitting here waiting. Lieutenant Disher: Well, she's gonna be okay. I mean, I'm right here, so... [drips ice cream over tie] Nothing's gonna happen. [licks tie]