Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sir, would you like to sit down? Adrian Monk: Hold on, let me- Let me move this stuff here. Look at the size of that handkerchief. Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, that's not a handkerchief. That's somebody's underwear. Adrian Monk: Hey hey hey hey! Hey hey! Jonah Brown: He hates underwear? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes. [takes the underwear] There you go. [clears a seat for the old man] Adrian Monk: Thank you. [sits down] Thank you.