Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is Up All Night
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'll have the usual. And, uh, one for my grandson here. He's celebrating. He just made captain. Bartender: You got it. Lieutenant Disher: Scotch? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep. Single malt. One shot. We drink this down, watch the fish swim around, and we go home and go to sleep. Gully: Mickey, I got this one. Captain Stottlemeyer: Do I know you? Gully: You do now. [hands over credit card] Whatever they want, keep 'em coming. Bartender: Yes, sir, Mr. Monk. Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Monk? Lieutenant Disher: We got a friend named Monk. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, we do. Gully: What are the odds of that? You guys like to gamble?