Adrian Monk: That's true, that's true. But if you add it all up, if you look at the big picture. I mean, it's plain as day. He's the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Was the wife insured?
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So where's your motive?
Lovely Rita: Wake up! [drags the chair she's cuffed to across the room] You got two people living under the same roof. One of them wants the other one dead. Believe me, I know.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he didn't love her. I was there when the M.E. wheeled out the wife. All he was thinking about was the rug.
Lovely Rita: You're cute.
Adrian Monk: No, I'm not.
Lovely Rita: You ever unbutton that top button?
Adrian Monk: Nah, not- No.