Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
Adrian Monk: Wait a second. Hey, wait, wait. Excuse me. I- I was here before him. Receptionist: That man has a head wound. Adrian Monk: This is a head wound. Receptionist: That is not a head wound. Adrian Monk: Actually, it is, technically. Receptionist: You have a bloody nose. Adrian Monk: It's a wound, and it's on my head. Do you have a dictionary back there? What is she doing? Natalie: Now it's the bad finger. Let's sit down.