Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
Lieutenant Disher: [yawns] 1:30. Guess these things never happen on schedule. Natalie: I was up anyway. Lieutenant Disher: Julie sick? Natalie: No, I was just waiting for a call. Met a guy who works for United. He said he'd call me when he lands. Lieutenant Disher: Mmm. Pilot. Natalie: Co-pilot. Lieutenant Disher: Eh. Natalie: What? Lieutenant Disher: Second in command. No real responsibility. Not quite the same thing, is it? Natalie: Isn't that what you are?