Lieutenant Disher: Captain. This is, uh, Darrel Cain. Darrel Cain, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. Natalie Teeger.
Adrian Monk.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hi.
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Cain says he was home last week. But he didn't see anything.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. That box is addressed to Joanne Raphelson.
Darrell Cain: Yeah. It was on her porch. Well, I'd heard she died. I figured it was up for grabs.
Natalie: You can't just take mail from somebody's porch.
Darrell Cain: Yeah, you can if it's fruit. Law doesn't apply to fruit because it's perishable.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Actually, sir, the law does apply to fruit. [to Disher] Are you eating one?
Lieutenant Disher: No. I was just putting that back.