Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
Natasia Zorelle: Um, I guess we can talk while I change. Meet me over there? Only one of you. Lieutenant Disher: Okay. Guess the only fair way is alphabetically. Adrian Monk: Oh. Adrian. Lieutenant Disher: No, last names. So, A is no. B, no. C, no. D, Disher, that's... Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, you go. It's your case. Lieutenant Disher: Disher comes before Monk. It's the first last name.