Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Adrian Monk: Merry Christmas. Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, you got me. Adrian Monk: It's a... It's an air purifier for your house. Captain Stottlemeyer: Are you saying my house smells? Adrian Monk: Not your house. But houses, like yours, sometimes get a, um, odor that's, you know, sour or very unpleasant kind of stench of... Not your house. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, thank you. Thank you, Monk. [they fist bump] Adrian Monk: Merry Christmas. Captain Stottlemeyer: Merry Christmas to you. Do you, um, know what Ebay is? Adrian Monk: Ebay, no. Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.