Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Natalie: What are you doing? Adrian Monk: Oh, nothing. Nothing. Natalie: What are you hiding? Adrian Monk: I'm not hiding anything. Natalie: Were you trying to muffle this? Adrian Monk: I was trying to kill it. Natalie: Mr. Monk, Julie paid for this with her own money. She's so proud of it. There, you can hardly hear it.