Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Other Detective
Natalie: Mr. Monk, are you okay? Everybody's waiting. Adrian Monk: It's over there. Natalie: What? Adrian Monk: Dog, you know. Dog doo. Natalie: Did you step in it? Adrian Monk: If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now on my way to the emergency room, wouldn't I? Praying for the sweet release that only death can bring.