Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Fired
Commissioner Brooks: I want you to go down to the M.E.'s office, sit on the autopsy, and let me know where we are. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, sir. Um, you remember Sharona Fleming, Adrian Monk. I've asked Adrian in as a consultant I thought a fresh pair of eyes... Commissioner Brooks: Consultant? What the hell am I paying you for? I know Mr. Monk. Do you remember the last time we met, Monk? You were lying under oath about a friend of mine. John Marotta was a good cop. Adrian Monk: Marotta planted that gun. Commissioner Brooks: Well, that's a matter of opinion. Adrian Monk: Well, not according to the jury. Commissioner Brooks: Don't touch me. As far as I'm concerned, Monk, you're coming into this with two strikes. Understand me? Adrian Monk: Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I do.