Sharona: I feel sorry for Reuben, too. I really do. But he's not your problem, and you should have gone to another teacher.
Benjy: Teachers don't do anything. He gets picked on every day. He's too little to fight back.
Sharona: Benjy, rules are rules. Now, you're punished, and there's no TV, and there's no PlayStation.
Benjy: Mom.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, he was just sticking up for a friend.
Sharona: Adrian, you stay out of it. You're not his father.
Adrian Monk: That's true, but I care about him as much as any father. [rips off Benjy's band-aid]
Benjy: Ow! Stop it!