Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back? Sharona: What ring? Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it. Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it? Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case... Sharona: Hey, hey. Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh... Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume. Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.