Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Van Ranken, we'd like permission to search your pie. Pat van Ranken: What? Captain Stottlemeyer: Please don't make me say that again. Pat van Ranken: What if I say no? Lieutenant Disher: Then we hold you here as a material witness until we get a search warrant. Pat van Ranken: For a pie? Captain Stottlemeyer: For a pie.