Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
Captain Stottlemeyer: The cousin can't identify the guy. Did you hear anything? Adrian Monk: What time was that? Captain Stottlemeyer: 5:30. Adrian Monk: Oh, no. I wouldn't have heard a thing. Captain Stottlemeyer: Sleeping? Adrian Monk: No. I was vacuuming.