Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
Captain Stottlemeyer: This is gonna be a circus. Give me your tie. Give me your tie. Lieutenant Disher: How'd the game go? Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, this is a double homicide. Lieutenant Disher: Sorry. Captain Stottlemeyer: I can't talk about the game. We beat 'em 3-1. Jared pitched the whole game. He gave up two hits. Lieutenant Disher: Really? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. Eight strikeouts. Bring them up to speed, all right? Walk 'em through it. I gotta go do my dog and pony show.