Adrian Monk: Those are pillow cases and backup pillow cases.
Mexican Border Agent: And these are?
Adrian Monk: Moist towelettes.
Mexican Border Agent: Why so many?
Adrian Monk: In case I happen to, you know, meet people.
Mexican Border Agent: Senor, I think you have a very poor image of our country.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. It's not just you. He thinks everybody is dirty.
Mexican Border Agent: You must be a very lonely man, senor.
Adrian Monk: I am. Thank you.