Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Camping
Brian Willis: Look, it's not gonna work. Adrian Monk: What? Brian Willis: Kissing my butt to impress my father. Adrian Monk: Me? What are you talking about? Brian Willis: I heard him talking about you. You're the cop that went crazy and now you want your old job back. Don't deny it. You can't make him like you. Believe me, I've tried.