Quote from Harold Krenshaw in Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
Harold Krenshaw: Please stop touching me. Adrian Monk: I'm not touch- You're touching me. Harold Krenshaw: I'm not touching you. You're touching me. Just stay on your side. Adrian Monk: I'm- I don't have a side! Harold Krenshaw: Just back up four or five millimeters. Okay, that's your side. Now, this is my side. From that end of the spare tire. To the jumper cables. Stay over there, and we'll be fine. Adrian Monk: My side's carpeted. Harold Krenshaw: My side's quieter. Adrian Monk: That's impossible. Harold Krenshaw: Your side has the muffler, so my side is quieter. Adrian Monk: Oh, grow up! Harold Krenshaw: You grow up. Adrian Monk: I don't feel like it.