Adrian Monk: May we help you?
Natalie: Are you wearing cologne?
Adrian Monk: No, thank you for asking.
Natalie: Do you smell that?
Adrian Monk: Probably her perfume.
Natalie: No, that's men's cologne. My grandfather used to wear that. It smells nice.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's not me.
Officer Darden: Don't look at me.