Adrian Monk: Natalie, he wants 40 more dollars.
Natalie: What for?
Adrian Monk: The floor is uneven.
Natalie: Well, that's ridiculous. It's just a lip.
Adrian Monk: That's what I said, exactly, verbatim.
Natalie: Tell him no.
Adrian Monk: He's doing the stare-down.
Natalie: Then stare back. Mr. Monk, he's testing you. Just look him in the eye and say no.
Adrian Monk: I don't think I can. I've never won a stare-down in my life. I'm "O" for five.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is your house, isn't it? You can't let someone stare you down in your own house.
Adrian Monk: It's my house. You're absolutely right.
Delivery Guy: What's it gonna be?
Adrian Monk: Okay, $40.
Delivery Guy: Plus $120 for the delivery.
Adrian Monk: Ah, just a second.
Delivery Guy: Plus gratuity.
Adrian Monk: Okay, there you go. Thank you very much.