[fantasy:]
Kathy Cooper: Why are you always accusing us? Why don't you ever get mad at Adrian?
Danny Cooper: Yeah, you never even suspect him.
Kathy Cooper: Adrian never gets in trouble. Adrian is perfect. Adrian, Adrian, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: [enters to audience applause] Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. Hey, Danny. Hey, Cathy. Hey, Billy. Hey, Janey. Sorry I'm late. I was busy at school because I'm so popular. Oh, guess what. I made the football team. [catches football] And guess what else. I'm the quarterback, the popular star quarterback. And nobody makes fun of me because I'm so popular.
Mrs. Cooper: That's wonderful, Adrian. Just don't throw the ball around the house.
Janey Cooper: Why not? The vase is already broken.
Mr. Cooper: I'm so proud of you, son. Thanks for being a wonderful boy.
Adrian Monk: You're welcome, Dad. And thank you for never driving away and leaving us forever. [they hug]
Mr. Cooper: I would never do such a thing. You don't have to worry about that.