Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: They were the only family I had. Now I got nothing.
Natalie: That's not true, Mr. Monk. You have me. And you have Julie, and you have Randy, and the captain. We're your family.
Adrian Monk: It's not the same.
Natalie: Sure it is.
Adrian Monk: You don't say funny things.
Natalie: Sure we do.
Adrian Monk: Say something funny.
Natalie: Well, I can't just say something funny off the top of my head.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, Cathy Cooper could.
Natalie: Well, she had writers. OK, wait, wait, I got one. Knock, knock.
Adrian Monk: That's not funny.