Natalie: Pirate?
Adrian Monk: It's more fun to be a pirate.
Natalie: That's good advice. Come on, boss. I'll make you some lunch.
Adrian Monk: What are we having?
Natalie: Ooh, chicken pot pie with a little Jolly Roger flag on top and a bottle of rum.
Adrian Monk: Okay, you don't have to beat it to death.
Natalie: Shiver me timbers, you look hungry.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, okay, how is that funny?
Natalie: It's funny.