Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized
Adrian Monk: Everybody, I got something! Lieutenant Disher: What is it? Adrian Monk: Okay, but I saw it first. Captain Stottlemeyer: You saw it first? Who the hell cares? Adrian Monk: I care. That's who. Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, so you saw it first. What is it? Adrian Monk: Okay, but here's the rule: you guys can't touch it. Captain Stottlemeyer: I understand. We're all cops here. Adrian Monk: I can touch it. Natalie can touch it. Just me and Natalie, and nobody else. See? [holds a forg] I'm gonna- I'm gonna call him Hoppy. Because he likes to, you know, hop. Isn't there a shoe box in your car? That could be Hoppy's house. Let me go get it. Let me go get it.