Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Medical Examiner: Captain, if you're ready to release the body, I can take her downtown. I still don't get it. Who'd want to kill the Lotto girl? Officer Kelton: I guess her number came up. [laughs] [Disher throws his notebook at Kelton] Hey, what are you doing? Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what are you doing? That was my line, man. Officer Kelton: What are you talking about? Lieutenant Disher: I just said the exact same thing two seconds ago. Ask the captain. Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, this is a crime scene, for God sakes. Lieutenant Disher: No, you heard me. You know what? He must've heard me. It's okay, look. It's written in my notebook right here. See that? "It looks like her number came up." Let's see your notebook. Officer Kelton: I didn't write it down. I just thought of it. Lieutenant Disher: Oh, please, come on! Can you believe this guy? You know what? I'm gonna have your badge, Officer... Captain Stottlemeyer: Come on, Shecky, let's walk it off.