Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part One)
Lawyer: Your Honor, my client is not a flight risk. He's a former police officer. He served the city of San Francisco honorably for 14 years. He still has friends in the department, some of whom are here today. I should also point out that, even if he wanted to flee, my client doesn't drive. He also has an obsessive fear of airplanes and boats. And trucks. And trains. He's not going anywhere.