Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Up All Night
Lieutenant Disher: This is Zena Davis. She's a waitress here. She's been here all night. Adrian Monk: So you must've seen it. Or at least heard it. Zena Davis: No, sir, I'm sorry. I don't know what it is that you think you saw, but I've been here cleaning. We have an inspection next week, and the manager wants it all spick-and-span. Adrian Monk: There were shots. There were- Right, there were four gunshots. Right? Zena Davis: Is he okay? Adrian Monk: Wait a minute! Okay. Okay. No bullets, huh? What do you call this? [pulls a shiny object out of a vat of soapy water] Captain Stottlemeyer: I call that a money clip. Zena Davis: Oh, thanks a lot. Been looking for that. Adrian Monk: J.P.? Zena Davis: Jeremy Peters. He's one of our cooks. Are you guys gonna be here much longer? Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no. Thank you very much for your time, Miss Davis, and good luck with that inspection. Monk, let's go. Come on, come on.