Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, there's something you never knew about me. I like to sleep. I like to get into bed and not get out of bed until I wake up.
Lieutenant Disher: His name is William Lee, and he's been here all night.
Adrian Monk: No.
Lieutenant Disher: He's taking the train in the morning. To visit his brother in Portland. Mr. Lee says that he's not an undercover cop, and he's never been to the Bay Street Cafe.
Adrian Monk: Well.
Lieutenant Disher: He also says he's never been shot four times.
Adrian Monk: He's lying.
Captain Stottlemeyer: About what, Monk? In my experience, a person that's been shot four times is pretty forthcoming about it.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, I called it in, he checks out.