Man #1: Excuse me. You were up there? Yeah, is he okay? Cause we heard he broke, like, seven ribs.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. What he broke was at least seven city ordinances.
Man #2: The cops won't press charges. They wouldn't dare. He's a real-life hero.
Man #1: He's a hero.
Adrian Monk: He is not a hero! What is wrong with you people? I mean, he fell, right? A daredevil basically has one job: Not falling. I mean, I could fall. I bet I could fall a hundred stories if I tried.
Man #2: Why don't you, man? In fact, I'd be glad to help.
Natalie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Man #1: Now, don't hurt him. Hey, ask yourself, what would Harold do?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I hate to tell you this. I've known Harold Krenshaw for 31/2 years, and he is a lot of things, but he is not the Frisco Flyer.
Man #1: Oh, yeah, man? Well, we were there. We saw him fall, so how do you explain that? We saw him fall.