Security Guard: All right, people. Bracelets. Let me see 'em. Bracelets, people. Keep your arms up, see your bracelets.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't have a bracelet, all I have is this.
Security Guard: How can I help you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm looking for my son. He's 15.
Security Guard: 15.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, wearing a gray T-shirt. Uh, he's about 5'6".
Security Guard: 5'6", 15.
Natalie: Isn't he 16?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, right, he's 16.
Security Guard: Okay, 16.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Brown hair.
Security Guard: Brown hair.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Wearing an earring.
Security Guard: Which ear?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh...
Natalie: Left ear.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Left ear.
Security Guard: Left ear earring. Hey, listen, you got a picture?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We can make copies and pass it out. Yeah, good idea. [takes wallet out] Yeah. See if I can help you out here. That's his mom. That's Jared. Jared Stottlemeyer.
Security Guard: He's 16, this kid?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, that's- That's an old picture.
Security Guard: You don't have anything more recent?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh... No, I guess not.
Security Guard: All right, look, I'm gonna do what I can. Meanwhile, you guys take these. You'll have full access, backstage, wherever you want. If you still can't find him, we'll make an announcement from the stage.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Appreciate it.