Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #258
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Security Guard: All right, people. Bracelets. Let me see 'em. Bracelets, people. Keep your arms up, see your bracelets.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't have a bracelet, all I have is this.
Security Guard: How can I help you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm looking for my son. He's 15.
Security Guard: 15.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, wearing a gray T-shirt. Uh, he's about 5'6".
Security Guard: 5'6", 15.
Natalie: Isn't he 16?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, right, he's 16.
Security Guard: Okay, 16.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Brown hair.
Security Guard: Brown hair.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Wearing an earring.
Security Guard: Which ear?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh...
Natalie: Left ear.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Left ear.
Security Guard: Left ear earring. Hey, listen, you got a picture?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We can make copies and pass it out. Yeah, good idea. [takes wallet out] Yeah. See if I can help you out here. That's his mom. That's Jared. Jared Stottlemeyer.
Security Guard: He's 16, this kid?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, that's- That's an old picture.
Security Guard: You don't have anything more recent?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh... No, I guess not.
Security Guard: All right, look, I'm gonna do what I can. Meanwhile, you guys take these. You'll have full access, backstage, wherever you want. If you still can't find him, we'll make an announcement from the stage.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Appreciate it.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.