Adrian Monk: Oh, how long do you think I was in there?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk, maybe a minute.
Adrian Monk: That was rough. It was like some kind of medieval torture device, that thing.
Natalie: Yeah, I know. I actually read, for the Spanish Inquisition, they used to lock people in Port-A-Johns.
Adrian Monk: That wouldn't surprise me.